Women over 50

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 60  Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney  (CBS)
 
As I grow in age, I value women  over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
 

A woman  over 50 will never wake you in the middle  of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?'  She doesn't care what you  think.
 
If a woman  over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she  doesn't sit around whining about it. She  does something she wants to do, and it's usually more  interesting.
 
Women  over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a  screaming match with you at the opera or in the  middle of an expensive restaurant.. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you  if they think they can get away with  it.

Older women are generous  with praise, often undeserved.. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
 
Women get  psychic as they age. You never have to confess  your sins to a woman over 50.
 
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far  sexier than her younger counterpart.
 
Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
 
Yes, we  praise women over 50 for a multitude of  reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For  every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in  yellow pants making a fool of himself with some  22-year old waitress. Ladies, I  apologize.
 
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?  Here's an update for you. Nowadays  80% of women are against marriage.

Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
 
Andy Rooney is  a really smart  guy!
Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 50, or  Men who might appreciate it too. . .