CROSSING BORDER ILLEGALLY - Let me see if I got this right...

 

Let me see if I got this right...     - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12  YEARS HARD   LABOR.     - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.   - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.   - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE  JAILED.    - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.   - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.   - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.   - IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................                1 - A JOB,               2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,              3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,              4 - WELFARE,              5 - FOOD STAMPS,              6 - CREDIT CARDS,              7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A  HOUSE              8 - FREE EDUCATION,              9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,            10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,            11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN  YOUR LANGUAGE                   12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.                       I  JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAVE A FIRM  GRASP ON THE SITUATION.......