Tuesday, June 15, 2010

超速的藉口 Reason for speeding


A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for  a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
 有位仁兄買了新的賓士,晚上開到州際公路享受。碼表指針跳到時速 80英里時,他突然發現警車閃著紅藍燈跟在後面。
  
  
 "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Finally, he pulled over. 
  他心想:「警車哪追得上賓士?」於是把油門踩得更重,一路飆到時速90100 110英里。他最後還是把車停了下來。 
  
  
 The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse for your driving  that I haven't heard before, you can go!" 
 警察走上前來告訴他:「如果你想得出我沒聽過的飆車理由,我就讓你走。」 
  
  
 The driver replied, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you  were trying to give her back!" 
  
 男子回答:我老婆上星期跟警察跑了,我怕你要把她還給我。」 

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