Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Catholic Coffee


CATHOLIC  COFFEE

 
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

 
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
 
 

Slim, 
Tall, 
38D Breast, 
24" Waist,
34" Hips...
 
 
When she walks into a room people say,"Oh My God...!!!!!!"


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