| Did I read that sign right?
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
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> In a Laundromat:
> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
>
> In a Memphis department store:
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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> In an office:
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
> In an office:
> AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
>
> Outside a secondhand shop:
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
> Notice in health food shop window:
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
> Spotted in a safari park:
> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>
> Seen during a conference:
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
>
> Notice in a farmer's field:
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
>
> Message on a leaflet:
> IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>
> On a repair shop door:
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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