When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette | After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry
| | By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
| | Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
| | The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas
| | I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs for me. Sigmund Freud
| | 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
| | 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
| | 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra
| | Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra
| | The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... (N)Bash J
| | You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
| | My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
| | A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. | Rodney Dangerfield | | A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' | | | | First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' | Anonymous | SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! |
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