Friday, July 16, 2010

港澳人才看得懂的英文!!

港澳人才看得懂的英文


  1. So many people die, never see you die. 甘多人死,唔�你死。

  1. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後�出�行?

  1. If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 如果你�姜既�就放���。

  1. “I saw a pork chop” 我�到件�扒啊。

  1. Are you road? 你�咪路啊?

  1. What the water are you? 你�乜水啊?

  1. Do you big me? 你大我啊?

  1. Zebra chops people. 班�劈友。

  1. The king of the cutting girl. 界女王。

  1. Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我��俾你�凳坐。

  1. Do you think me didn’t arrive? 你�我�到?

  1. You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 你有�,我�俾D�色你睇,兄弟,同我一�上!

  1. Today I was very black son. 今日我好黑仔。

  1. I am wearing grass. 我著�草。

  1. Two beat six. 二打六

  1. Two five son. 二五仔

  1. Piano piano green. 琴琴青

  1. I give you some colour to see see. 我俾D�色你睇睇!

  1. Stupid stupid want to move . 蠢蠢欲�。
  1. People mountain people sea . 人山人海。

  1. How senior are you? 你算老�?

  1. What the ghost are you talk? 你�乜鬼?

  1. I fear that you have teeth. 我�你有牙!

  1. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。

  1. Fish skin �皮。

  1. Monster of blowing water. 吹水怪。

  1. Face green green 面青青。

  1. You see road carefully 你小心睇路

  1. You go to street carefully 你出街小心D

  1. Do the world 做世界。

  1. Big tea rice 大茶�。

  1. American chinese not enough. 美中不足。

  1. King eight egg. 王八蛋

  1. High hand. 高手

  1. Do You old dot me? 你老�我呀?

  1. One old water 一�水

  1. I know your mouse. 我�你老鼠!

  1. Measure water/Pound water. 磅水

  1. A dragon service. 一��服�

  1. Pump water.? 抽水

  1. I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹�打你班友。

  1. You jump building. 你跳�啦。

  1. You come back home and eat banana 你返屋企食蕉啦

  1. I give you a hair. 我俾�毛你ar!

  1. Collect skin 收皮

  1. Collect father 收爹

  1. You give me collect father. 你同我收爹!

  1. Laugh die me. 笑死我。

  1. You give me stop. 你同我企系度。

  1. Eight woman 八婆

  1. Eight woman,you are good! 八婆,你好o!



 

 

 

 
 

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